A Thank You Note With Death Threats
9.19.2006
At lunch time today I got to go home and watch daytime TV for 45 minutes. I checked the mail on the way in and much to my delighted surprise there was a piece of unexpected mail that was neither a bill nor a postcard from Paris (that was boatguy's). It was card covered with stickers all the way from the far away land of Oregon. And inside? Inside was a card filled with precious mushiness in a cute little boy's handwriting. It so totally made my day!
posted by Anonymous @ 5:46 PM,
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There is alcohol on the way to someone's home right now. It is from me; I did not wrap it. In fact, I did not handle it in any way. The ghost of booze past sent this package. ooooooh.
okay, not really. But there is booze in transit to one lucky gal.
posted by Anonymous @ 4:56 PM,
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Yay!
9.04.2006
I made some changes. Send booze.
Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.
posted by Unknown @ 10:49 PM,
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The Laurel House is Full of Booze
9.01.2006
Right before I left work last night, F-diddle told me to hurry up and get there because he was waiting for me to get home so he could give me a present. Naturally I left early when I heard that. Sadly, there was no Freddy at my doorstep, but there was a big brown box:
And inside that box was a card and what looked to be a pretty easy unwrapping job. I was sorely mistaken:
There would be many more pictures of the whole unwrap process but it wasn't a pretty sight. At one point I flung a shot glass across the room. Freddy has now been dubbed the Tape Master, and I do NOT mean mixed tapes.
Still, the struggle was worth it. Inside the tape box from hell was a bottle of milky liquid I am terrified of. This will be consumed with my Mexican chaperones in a couple of weeks. Also in the box, as Freddy had the forethought to include, was a bottle of wine with a saucy chica on it. I've had it before and am looking forward to cracking it open while listening to the equally saucy CD Freddy so kindly included. Boatguy is excited about the cd. *naughty grin*Thanks Freddy!! Stories to come.
posted by Anonymous @ 7:47 AM,
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